GM Call Description: Camping Valk Mask. Other player acting strange.
This I had to see.
I warp over and right away notice this guy absolutely losing it. It looked like he was having an epileptic seizure or something.
His head was snapping around so fast, I thought his neck was going to break or something.
[GM]Dave>> Hello there, Adventurer. [GM]Dave>> Are you okay?
Silence. Absolute silence.
*cricketcricket*
[GM]Dave>> Apparently, you are having a seizure. [GM]Dave>> I am going to evac you to a safer area.
So I warp him to Fafnir's spawn point.
[GM]Dave>> Don't worry. There's noone here.
*ROAR*
[GM]Dave>> 'Cept him.
A couple of key presses later and Fafnir has changed his name. To Ga'Bhu Unvanquished.
Do you see where this is going?
[GM]Dave>> Excuse me, Adventurer. [GM]Dave>> But provoking Fafnir is counter productive.
Botter uses Provoke. Fafnir hits Botter for 3,582 points of damage. Botter was defeated by Fafnir.
[GM]Dave>> I warned you. [GM]Dave>> Here. Let me raise you.
[GM]Dave casts Raise on Botter. Botter uses Provoke. Fafnir hits Botter for 4,184 points of damage. Botter was defeated by Fafnir.
[GM]Dave>> Don't worry, Adventurer. [GM]Dave>> We're going to do this until we get it right.
[GM]Dave casts Raise on Botter. Botter uses Provoke. Fafnir hits Botter for 3,881 points of damage. Botter was defeated by Fafnir.
[GM]Dave>> I can only do this four or five hundred more times.
Moral of the story: Botters get eaten by dragons.
So, later (approximately four hours later), the botter comes back from being AFK.
That was some bathroom break.
And he starts freaking out.
Botter>> OMG! Why am I level 30 again? [GM]Dave>> It was weird. [GM]Dave>> You kept on provoking Fafnir. [GM]Dave>> All 183 times I raised you. Botter>> Why? [GM]Dave>> Well, the legal reason is "Botters get eaten by Dragons." Botter>> I wasn't botting. [GM]Dave>> So you sat there and kept provoking Fafnir. [GM]Dave>> For four hours. [GM]Dave>> Solo. Botter>> This isn't my computer…
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Paxed Lakshmi
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