Paxed Lakshmi Veteran replied

599 weeks ago

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GM Call Description: Camping Valk Mask. Other player acting strange.

This I had to see.

I warp over and right away notice this guy absolutely losing it. It looked like he was having an epileptic seizure or something.

His head was snapping around so fast, I thought his neck was going to break or something.

[GM]Dave>> Hello there, Adventurer.
[GM]Dave>> Are you okay?

Silence. Absolute silence.

*cricketcricket*

[GM]Dave>> Apparently, you are having a seizure.
[GM]Dave>> I am going to evac you to a safer area.

So I warp him to Fafnir's spawn point.

[GM]Dave>> Don't worry. There's noone here.

*ROAR*

[GM]Dave>> 'Cept him.

A couple of key presses later and Fafnir has changed his name. To Ga'Bhu Unvanquished.

Do you see where this is going?

[GM]Dave>> Excuse me, Adventurer.
[GM]Dave>> But provoking Fafnir is counter productive.

Botter uses Provoke.
Fafnir hits Botter for 3,582 points of damage.
Botter was defeated by Fafnir.

[GM]Dave>> I warned you.
[GM]Dave>> Here. Let me raise you.

[GM]Dave casts Raise on Botter.
Botter uses Provoke.
Fafnir hits Botter for 4,184 points of damage.
Botter was defeated by Fafnir.

[GM]Dave>> Don't worry, Adventurer.
[GM]Dave>> We're going to do this until we get it right.

[GM]Dave casts Raise on Botter.
Botter uses Provoke.
Fafnir hits Botter for 3,881 points of damage.
Botter was defeated by Fafnir.

[GM]Dave>> I can only do this four or five hundred more times.

Moral of the story: Botters get eaten by dragons.

So, later (approximately four hours later), the botter comes back from being AFK.

That was some bathroom break.

And he starts freaking out.

Botter>> OMG! Why am I level 30 again?
[GM]Dave>> It was weird.
[GM]Dave>> You kept on provoking Fafnir.
[GM]Dave>> All 183 times I raised you.
Botter>> Why?
[GM]Dave>> Well, the legal reason is "Botters get eaten by Dragons."
Botter>> I wasn't botting.
[GM]Dave>> So you sat there and kept provoking Fafnir.
[GM]Dave>> For four hours.
[GM]Dave>> Solo.
Botter>> This isn't my computer…


last edited 599 weeks ago by Paxed Lakshmi

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Hitaru Hotaru Admin replied

599 weeks ago

I love this

Istari Veteran replied

599 weeks ago

lol "this isn't my computer" is now my excuse for everything and anything.
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